OK, this one’s clearly off topic. Anyway.

After accidentally gunning down a fellow hunter, VP Chaneys is in every show. CNN has all Lenos & Co. jokes.

The last two are my favorites:

• “The big scandal apparently is that they didn’t release the news for 18 hours. I don’t think that’s a scandal at all. I’m quite pleased about that. Finally there’s a secret the vice president’s office can keep.”
• “Apparently the reason they didn’t release the information right away is they said we had to get the facts right. That’s never stopped them in the past.”